God is two people in matching outfits

Ah, weekend. Not so different from my weekdays, these days. While I was grabbing some clothes off the floor, finding a scarf to cover my level 3 bed-head, and heading down to the Market to meet Jessica for some food and fun, something much more interesting was happening "elsewhere". I share:

6 AM (at home)
Thing 1: Wow, we sure did sleep in today, hon. We better get going if we want to make it to the market soon. What do you want to wear today?
Thing 2: I know! How about our blue dolphin shirts!
Thing 1: The ones we bought at Marineland that time? I love those shirts! Remember how it was a close call and they almost didn't have your size? I'm so glad that the girl checked the stockroom. Here they are, they were hiding under the red tiki shirts. I'll go get the tandem bicycle from the shed while you get ready.

9:30 AM (at the market, giddy from an exhilarating tandem bicycle trip)
Thing 2: Oh, look at these wonderful kitchen gadgets, I'm going to pick up a strawberry huller while we're here. And a new spice rack.
Thing 1: I'm going to get some new oven mitts. Shall I get you a pair?
Thing 2: Yes please! Hang on, hon, let's get out of the way of these two young ladies trying to take a picture - we're in the background.
Thing 1: Isn't that cute how they want to take pictures of each other for no reason?

9:45 AM (still at market, after being lost in the crowd for a while)
Thing 1: Look at these yummy ribchops. We should get some and put them in our matching backpacks. Hey honey, do you keep seeing flashes of light and hearing giggling? No? Well okay, let's get some bananas from over there.