Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Places I am afraid of losing my wedding ring

Part of the fear is actually losing my precious jewellery. The more major part involves how awful it would be trying to retrieve it in the various scenarios.

  • Down the garbage chute in my building
  • Down a sewer grate
  • That I will gesticulate wildly, causing my ring to fly off across a crowded restaurant, never to be seen again
  • In the big crate of cherries at the supermarket, while greedily hunting for just a few more perfect cherries
  • To the bottom of a lake while swimming
  • To the bottom of a lake after jumping off a cliff
  • In a Thunderbox
  • That I will wake up one morning and it will simply not be there

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